The Red Tour: “So he calls me up and he’s like ‘I still love you’ and I’m like ‘I’m sorry, I’m busy performing songs about you infront of 80,000 people bye’
#i’m reblogging this because i’m for the folks who don’t use bullshit phrases like ‘helping babies in africa’ ffs (via...
And I’m like “could you stop calling me, you stalker. I’m busy selling out my bigger tour in STADIUMS, breaking bigger...
oh burn